Christmas is over and we’re now in that wonderful part of the winter where we start getting grumpy again. Before the holidays I was all about family and good will, but now that they’re over I’m ready for a return to normalcy. I don’t want to talk to any more of my cousins and I haven’t seen new episodes of my favorite TV shows in weeks.
With all of the holiday traveling and visiting many people are thrown off their routine and don’t have time to watch TV, which is why our shows go on hiatus between mid-December and January. According to the math wizards at Pornhub Insights, they also fall behind on their porn watching.
After mulling over the data from Christmas at Pornhub, they noticed that most countries experienced a drop in traffic by as much as 30 percent. The biggest changes were in Australia, where Christmas occurs in the summer and they celebrate with barbeques, and in the UK where it’s probably illegal to watch porn on a holiday.
On the other hand non-celebrating countries experienced business as usual, with Russia seeing a slight increase of 13 percent. Interesting!
It’s not very difficult to understand this drop. Most people send Christmas at a relative’s house where access to both the internet and privacy are at a minimum. I once had to spend two weeks at my grandma’s house and managed to exceed my data limit after just a few days of quietly masturbating in the bathroom at night.
Not everyone was without porn this Christmas though, and when they did log in to watch some high quality fuck flicks they picked something festive. Pornhub saw an increase in Christmas related searches this season, because nothing gets you in the holiday spirit quite like watching Mrs. Clause getting some Christmas anal.
Fascinating!
For more information on how people spent their Christmas watching porn, head over to Pornhub Insights. They’re always working hard on turning raw data into gorgeous graphs and charts so you can show your friends and family that you weren’t the only one held up in your room watching Christmas creampie videos from Santa’s naughty helper.
Image: Keisha Grey in Santa’s Anal Elves by Brazzers
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