That’s right Annika Albrite, normally you don’t squeeze lemon on a pussy. At least, I hope you don’t, because I’m pretty sure that would sting like a motherfucker. Motherfuckers sting, that’s a fact.
I want to get my pussy eaten out by the dude who gags at the sight of Dana DeArmond tonguing an oyster. Obviously, this guy doesn’t let anything slow him down. Not that I’m comparing tonguing an oyster to eating pussy, because the two aren’t that closely related. I mean, with all the things Skin Diamond has had in her mouth due to her career you’d think she’d be able to keep a straight face while licking an oyster.
That said, if you don’t have the stomach for oysters, or at least be able to pretend like you enjoy them, you’re probably one of those people who find pussies icky.
I don’t hold much love with pickup artist and the like, but we’ve all gotta make a living somehow. Simple Pickup comes across as somewhat less douchey as the rest though, and Kong is part of the Pornhub extended family (he does the PornhubTV AVN interview), so I guess I’ll pretend to like him long enough to write a blog post.
Besides, it’s not about the dudes, it’s about the ladies and these ladies are talented, beautiful and fucking hilarious! I don’t know if you’ll actually pick up any pointers that will improve your cunnilingus technique, but you might develop a hankering for oysters.
Pornstars in the vid are: Dana DeArmond, Skin Diamond, Penny Pax, and Annika Albrite.
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