We’ve done a lot of “Bizarre Sex Toys” posts over the years and each and every time I worry that we’re going to offend someone who’s into one of the items we make fun of. I hope you all know that this is all in fun and that I would personally try at least half of the stuff that makes it onto this list. I draw the line at Mr. Jack with a Mustache, though. Besides that toy isn’t made for my particular anatomy. You need a ding dong for that one.
I don’t want to be judgmental, but if you’re into mustaches… you and I can’t be friends. That said, if what gets you off is anatomically correct dolphin dildos then we can talk.
5. Latex Fisting Glove
To the elbow.
I’m not into fisting, but I kind of like this one.
4. Mr. Jack With A Mustache
Clearly inspired by my Dad.
The first thing I think about when I see a mustache is my Dad, so this entry is extra soul destroying for me.
3. Poseidon The Dolphin Dildo
Will it fit?
Is that really what a dolphin dick looks like?
2. Spiked Chindo
Ouchy.
Because everyone needs one of these.
1. The Ovipositor
“Yesssss… your body will do nicely for the young ones.”
For those days when you’ve got a hankering for an alien dildo that deposits eggs inside of your vadge?!
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