Chermisa Wheeler and Andree Willy were searched by Customs Anti-Narcotics Unit (CANU) agents when the pair started acting shifty before approaching the scanner at an airport in Guyana. No report yet on what exactly tipped off customs, but I’m thinking the women were probably walking a little funny considering they were hiding coke shaped dildos in their vaginas.
According to Carib News Desk, Wheeler, who was caught with 88 grams of coke, was sentenced to 48 months behind bars and a $380 fine.
Willy, who had an impressive 298 grams in her vagina, was fined close to $1,300 and sentenced to 50 months in the clink.
That IS impressive. I can barely fit 123 grams of coke in my vagina on a good day. I’m a little jealous. The more coke you can smuggle in your vagina the more money you can make as a drug mule.
What I’m wondering, though, is why go through the trouble of making dildos out of cocaine if you’re gonna hide them in your vagina? As far as I know, people usually put their sex toys in their luggage with the rest of their belongings. Any customs agent worth their salt would find it suspicious to see a phallic shaped object hiding in someone’s vagina.
I would probably just assume you were a kinky pervert trying to get off at the airport, but most people would want to investigate further and make sure everything was kosher. The two ladies probably would have been better off leaving the dildos in their luggage, or you know, not smuggling coke in the first place would have been a good idea too.
Via nydailynews.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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