I’m pretty sure this chick won the record for most illegal things stuffed inside her vagina. I say “pretty sure,” because I’m not actually gonna fact check this shit, but once you hear what this lovely Alaskan women had stashed away in her vadge I think we can all agree that she should be in the Guinness book of world records.
Alaska is like the Florida of the North, right?
Chelsea Sperry was arrested when her boyfriend tried to pass off a counterfeit $100 bill at an sex shop in Fairbanks, Alaska. The store clerk apparently called the cops, but before they got there Chelsea left the store taking with her a large wad of cash.
Sperry, who was driving away from the scene with a suspended license, was later arrested by police who had gotten her description from the store clerk. At the jail, someone noticed Sperry making weird “furtive movements toward her vagina.” Obvs, they put her through a body scan and discovered a treasure trove of illicit goods hidden inside her pussy.
A female corrections officer subsequently “removed a wad of cash and drugs from inside” Sperry. The haul included six $100 bills, three $50 bills, and seven $20 bills, all of which were counterfeit. The $890 in funny money, however, was supplemented by a genuine $10 bill that “was discovered in Sperry’s anus.”
But that’s not all, Sperry’s vagina “also held two baggies of methamphetamine, a baggie containing seven morphine sulfate pills, and two baggies containing a “brown tarry substance” that tested positive for heroin. The corrections officer also recovered a “clear plastic baggie” containing 40 smaller baggies that were similar in size to the ones containing the meth and heroin.”
Damn, I mean that’s a lot of contraband for one vagina. Insert joke about cavernous vagina here, but I’m a women and a sex positive feminist and I don’t joke about things like that.
Image: Kiara Diane & Sovereign Syre in Prison Pussy by Brazzers
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